Wednesday, January 25, 2006

KFC

This is in response to the unfortunate incident where a lady has framed KFC with serving cockroach sandwiches. I for one, do not believe this hogwash.
It is sad when you go to eat a nice chicken snacker and there are bugs in them. Where did they come from? How did the person putting the sandwich together not see it?
the biggest problem: you don't go to KFC to eat a sandwich. Maybe Arby's, or Subway, or Subfast. But not KFC. Here is a hint for everyone out there. When you go to KFC, always order Extra Crispy Fried Chicken. And the Potato Wedges. And the mac and cheese. and finish it off with an order of popcorn chicken or just get another sweet piece of Karl's Fried Chicken.
Don't worry about cholesterol. Hebrews 9:27 says we will all die.

6 comments:

gretchenjohnson said...

Unfair to KFC???? HOw about unfair to cockroaches. I happen to know for a fact that roaches are very weight concious and would never been caught eating fried chicken fat.

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mmk said...

Uncle Leonard would disown the both of you for publishing such nasty things about his beloved home away from home. And Karl he wanted me to remind you that you forgot about the Mashed Potatos and Brown Gravy to go with your meal.

tanyawells said...

Yeah get ya some corn chicken!

cholesterol 350 said...

I love extra butter popcorn after I polish off my fried chicken with mashed taters and gravy. Oh, and I drown it all with whole milk, not white water

karl said...

listen: i ain't joking
whole milk is so good. i love the cream on the top...yummy.
i also like to dip the chicken pieces in the country gravy.
wow. can you say yummy for my artery?